The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
How external is "for external use only"?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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