Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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