I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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