At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
His hands were made for my vagina.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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