She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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