why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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