What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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