I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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