Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Someone signed my nipple.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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