weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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