And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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