she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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