I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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