she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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