I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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