It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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