Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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