He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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