My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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