I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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