she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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