at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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