whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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