Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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