She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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