My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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