your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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