i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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