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say what?
wanna hang out?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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