jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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