I heard we made out
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
even my farts smell like vagina
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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