Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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