actually, I'm a sock model
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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