I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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