that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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