I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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