Do you still have your period?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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