when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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