my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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