i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
How's work?
Spinning.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
