Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
