Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We just shotgunned beers for America
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I stole a fireplace last night.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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