Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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