im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I want a musical about memes.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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