I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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