wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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