just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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