i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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