But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
