is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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