You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
All the doctor said was why
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
