what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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